Trade deadline?

I trust Bob Gainey, but I don't know. I think I was hoping for a little something that's not quite possible (cough Price or Kovalev or Koivu cough). I think my hockey tastes do not count for much, since about 98.9% of the Montreal population probably thinks these are the untouchables.

Here is some valid photographic evidence of why we should get rid of these players.

Obviously Saku Koivu has balance problems.

Obviously Carey Price is way too easily distracted.

Obviously Kovalev, after all of his comments towards his teamates, should not be trusted.

Obviously Price is an alcoholic.

And finally, this our #1 goalie?! SERIOUSLY?!